We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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