He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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