ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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