apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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