So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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