Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
do nipples grow back?
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