WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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