You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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