I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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