I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
