love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
The Olympian is in my bed
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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