i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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