Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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