I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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