you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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