College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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