I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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