A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
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I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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