so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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