I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
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