"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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