MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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