She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize