As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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