is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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