I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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