Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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