Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I think my moral compass just broke
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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