Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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