How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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