i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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