Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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