You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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