Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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