Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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