Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I think my moral compass just broke
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