We're like a lot better than the average bears
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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