Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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