hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wish you could order shots online.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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