Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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