direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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