Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
