At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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