my mouth tastes like poor choices
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
