IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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