I look better un-naked...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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