UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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