I'm laying in your front yard are you home
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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