drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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