As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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