I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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