yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
